The Dirty Girl Creed
Dirty Girls love the outdoors! They carry their own kayaks and put up their own tents. Dirty Girls are not afraid to get muddy or sweaty and they do not get a manicure before going camping. (Sometimes after…)
A Dirty Girl is not afraid of anything, but still might scream (a little) at surprises like a snake dropping in her canoe or a fish jumping in her kayak!
Dirty Girls are smart. They remember to pack extra sunscreen, extra beer and a rope in their kayak in order to be prepared for any eventuality or to tow injured friends back to the boat ramp.
Dirty Girls make time for themselves; not because they are selfish but because they are smart!
Dirty Girls don’t say anything about their own bodies that they wouldn’t say to their Dirty Girl Friend!
Dirty Girls are open to learning new things and they aren’t afraid to ask for help when they need it!
Dirty Girls know how to pee in the water and the woods. Except for Dirty Girl No-wah-pee who is the exception!
Even Dirty Girls cry when they drop their phone, camera or beer in the water, but Dirty Girls are resilient and after a lot of cussing, move on!
A Dirty Girl knows what to do when she gets poison ivy on her butt; A Dirty Girl knows what poison ivy looks like, but hey, it happens to everyone!
Dirty Girls are fun, funny, sensitive, kind and a little crazy.
Dirty Girls are loyal.
A Dirty Girl is independent and can stand alone. She doesn’t need a man, but she loves a Dirty Guy! A Dirty Guy is strong, supportive, faithful, loyal and loving. Dirty Guys love their Dirty Girls just the way they are – if they don’t then Dirty Girls don’t need them!
Men in big trucks with balls hanging from their bumpers do not impress Dirty Girls.
A Dirty Girl does not say bad things about another Dirty Girl.
Dirty Girls are determined and never give up. Dirty Girls fall off their mountain bikes, but keep on going.
Dirty Girls don’t let a little blood stop them (stitches don’t hurt much).
Dirty Girls work together and encourage each other to have fun and to be independent.
If you are friends with a Dirty Girl, you can tell her anything and she won’t judge you.
Dirty Girls believe that life is a journey, changing all the time.
Dirty Girls are all different and they accept other Dirty Girls as they are; black, white, brown, tall, short, fat, skinny or strong, gay or straight, loud, quiet, shy or silly. Dirty Girls are all beautiful in their own way. Dirty Girls are mothers, daughters, wives, sisters, friends, single, divorced, married, but above all, strong in spirit and independent.
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